The columnists and cartoonists have been focusing on Hillary Clinton’s goofy claims to have dodged sniper fire on a visit to Bosnia with her daughter, Chelsea and comedian, Sinbad.

As he often does, comedian Bill Maher stole from the week’s political cartoons for his monologue, including the Bagley cartoon at the right, for his joke about Hillary claiming to raise the flag at Iwo Jima. See our Hillary Under Fire collection here.

Here are some interesting columns on Hillary’s travels and bullet dodging experience, by Michael Reagan, Leonard Pitts and Michelle Malkin. Bill Maher railed about this interesting Pat Buchanan column on his weekly show. Visit our sites each week and you can write a TV show just like Bill Maher!

I used to be more assertive about posting “Yahtzees” (my term for when five or more cartoonists draw matching cartoons). Some of the most Yahtzee-prone cartoonists got their noses out of joint by my pointing out their similaries, and they chose to leave the site. I’m a bit less motivated to rub the noses of our loyal contributors in their similar cartoons now that some of the worst offenders escape criticism by bailing out. That said, our readers love the Yahtzees, and I get e-mails asking whether I’ve noticed this Yahtzee or that Yahtzee – and why don’t I post them?! OK, I won’t post them all, but here are some representatives from three big, recent Yahtzees.

Olympics Logo Yahtzee

The Olympics logo as the wheels on a tank is a mega-Yahtzee that we see each time the Olympics come around, particularly among the international cartoonists who prefer cartoons without words and who like to use logos and flags to complain about militarism. I must have seen a couple of dozen of these logo-tank cartoons, here are some recent ones from Julius Hansen (Denmark), Martin Sutovek (Slovakia) and Frederick Deligne (France). I’ve included three oldies from Dick Wright, Bob Gorrell and Patrick Chappatte.

Faucet and Pills Yahtzee

We got a lot of pills coming out of the water faucet in response to the news that traces of drugs were found in municipal water supplies. These are from John Sherffius, Gordon Campbell, Robert Ariail and Nate Beeler.

 

Castro Cigar Yahtzee

Here are a few from the Castro Cigar Mega-Yahtzee. These are from Michael Ramirez, John Deering, Gary Brookins, Arcadio Esquivel (Costa Rica) and Christo Komarnitski (Bulgaria).

That’s all for now.

Today we’re adding cartoonist Gordon Campbell to our site. This is ironic, because Gordon is the latest casualty in the parade of cartoonist job layoffs. Even without a job (at the Inland Valley Daily Bulletin), Gordon will continue to draw cartoons regularly as a freelancer – a fate that seems to be in the future for every cartoonist. See Gordon’s cartoon archive. E-mail Gordon. I asked Gordon to tell us a bit about his situation.

And the year started out so promising, too! For over six months a full-blown, knock-down, drag-out political war has been going on over who would be every editorial cartoonist’s favorite target over the next four years. Maybe I was energized by the smell of metaphorical cordite and sulfur, but I’ll be damned if my cartoons weren’t getting better and better as the conflict raged. But, like the theme in Les Miserables, there was an ominous soundtrack playing in the background, increasing in volume, that I was desperate not to hear! This tune, signaling the post-journalistic revolution, was accompanied by another, grating rasp like the sound of hardwood rolling on cobble. The guillotine was wheeling into the newsroom!

Our paper had gone through a lot of down-sizing, right-sizing, cut-backs, re-organizations, re-tooling, ill-conceived projects that begat other ill-conceived projects etc. over the past few years and of course the whole “dead tree biz has been in the gravity of the black hole of “Alternative Media Sources for sometime. On top of all that, Media News had bit off a whole lot more than it could chew when they picked up the northern Cal properties just before the property bubblewell, you all know the tune. Every paper in America has a similar sad song to sing these days.

To “burrow myself in,” so to speak, in 2003 I had begun offering my work to the other papers in the chain por nada. As company papers in our area were functionally merged, my work appeared in all those papers every day as well. I was also the highest “hit man in the on-line editions, a top priority endeavor according to management, so I felt somewhat safe. A week before my papers executions the Daily News of Los Angeles had a similar layoff and cartoonist Patrick O,Connor survived that round. Surely, I thought, I’m in no immediate danger. Ha!

So now I’m free. All my toonist buddies tell me so. They say I just have to see this as an opportunity to soar above the turkeys and fly up to the highest peaks of graphic commentary. I know I should feel liberated but it still seems like part of me is rolling around in a basket on Bastille Day!

Gordon Campbell

The Vatican just announced a brand new, modern set of seven deadly sins to supplant the old seven sins which have grown pretty tired through the years. The old seven deadly sins: lust, wrath, gluttony, sloth, greed, pride, and envy were proclaimed by a sixth century pope and were made famous by Dante in his “Divine Comedy” and by Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman in the movie “Seven,” which was a pretty darn scary movie.

The new sins are:

1. Genetic engineering

2. Drug abuse

3. The disparity between the very rich and the very poor

4. Pollution

5. Abortion

6. Pedophilia

7. Causing social injustice

The church describes the new sins as social in nature and “a corollary of the unstoppable process of globalization.” Societies have experience regulating social issues, like pollution, and that experience gives us a great leg up on regulating the other sins.

California’s Governor Schwarzenegger likes to fly his jet home, from Sacramento to Los Angeles, each night after work, so he can spend time with his family. Schwarzenegger creates a lot of pollution in his daily commute, but the governor buys carbon-offset credits from businesses that are more environmentally friendly than they need to be, selling their eco-surplus back to the governor. Al Gore does the same thing, reducing his big carbon footprint from his private flights and his big houses by buying carbon-offset credits. It’s cool. Offsets work. It’s the free-market solution and the system works for other sins too.

“The disparity between the very rich and the very poor” is another great sin for offset credits. Very poor people could sell their “poor-people-offset credits” to very rich people who need to relieve their guilt about being rich and reduce the size of their very rich footprint. “Poor-people-offset credits” would create a free market of guilt-reduction exchanged for income redistribution that would work every bit as well as the carbon-offset credits work to reduce the guilt of polluters.

In fact, the system applies to all of the deadly sins. This afternoon I watched New York Governor Eliot Spitzer squirm, under the glare of his dowdy wife, at a one-minute press conference about his being caught as the customer of a high-priced hooker. I’ve never used the services of a prostitute myself, and I think I deserve some credit for that ­ credits that I should be able to sell to Governor Spitzer at a time when he really needs the “hooker-offsets.”

In fact, I personally fare much better with this new set of seven deadly sins than I did with the first set. As an editorial cartoonist, I create very little pollution ­ I even use those curly light bulbs. Given the number of pencils I use, I probably haven’t killed any more than one tree in my whole career. Two at the most. Not counting the paper.

I don’t cause social injustice (not much anyway); I’m not a pedophile; I don’t have abortions; I don’t abuse drugs or do any genetic engineering. I score so well on the new sins test that I should be awarded plenty of offsets that I could sell back to the Vatican to offset their pedophile priest problem.

I’ll be rich! (But not “very rich,” because that would be a sin.)

I thought I’d take some time out to highlight Etta Hulme, a cartoonist who should get more attention here. Click on the image at the right to watch an interview with Emma. She’s the most widely read woman cartoonist in America, with hundreds of newspapers running her syndicated cartoons. Etta is a charming, talented, grandmotherly character and her cartoons are just as warm and charming – in sharp contrast to the harsh, younger cartoonists.

Thanks to Dr. Elaine K. Miller, a college professor who specializes in the study of editorial cartoons and who produced the documentary on Etta that the clip is taken from. I hope to see it on TV! E-mail Dr. Miller. See Etta’s cartoon archive. See the Etta interview clip.

Visit Etta Hulme’s cartoons.

Our readers never miss an opportunity to let me know when my productivity drops off. I had the flu last week and I haven’t been writing and drawing as much as I should. A few days ago, as I was recovering from my viral stupor, the editorial cartoonist community was agitated into an online kafuffle by an anonymous critic on the web. I was surprised by the overblown reaction from my peers, who posted to chat boards, e-mailed me and e-mailed each other in a thin-skinned conniption fit.

The anonymous guy ranted mostly about cartoons that he thought were lousy, but he saved some of his venom for me. He doesn’t like my web site which he thinks looks like “vomitus.” He was also bothered by the ads on my site, complaining that I’m greedy, cheap and fat. The guy showed particular interest in my “fat ass.”

All in all, the anonymous “Bad Cartoonist” sounds like most of my daily e-mail. My cartooning colleagues need to understand that the internet is built upon a foundation of rude, anonymous jerks and get back to their job of being graphically rude on the editorial pages.

 

Cuban Cartoon Debate

A couple of weeks ago I posted Cuban cartoonist Ares‘ take on the change in Cuba as Fidel Castro turned the presidency over to his brother, Raul Castro (left). Cuban ex-patriot cartoonists Alen Lauzan, from Argentina, and Osmani Simanca from Brazil, drew a cartoon rebuttal to Ares’ cartoon (right) and I thought it was fun, so I post it here. Click on the cartoon to see an enlarged version, and you’ll see that they “flopped” Ares’ signature.

Cartoonists don’t often carry on cartoon arguments with each other ­ when they do, I point it out!

Check out our Fidel Quits cartoons.